Thursday, October 13, 2011
Did you ever date someone and you didn't make the cut? Red Flag"Italian/Swiss Guy with the Stripper Pole in his living room
I just saw the Italian/Swiss Guy, who has the stripper pole in his living room; he tells me he has the stripper pole because he's practicing he's an amateur fireman. We never broke up; I just moved. Did you ever date someone and you just didn't make the cut? The Italian/Swiss Guy comes to LA from Switzerland to visit and tells me he really needs to be dating a whore. Red Flag. Good to know he wants to date a whore. I'm thinking he could of just called me to tell me this. Then I thought why can't I be the whore; I never get to be the whore? Then I thought about it...way too much effort:) Italian/Swiss guy tells me most guys won't tell you they want to date a whore; he's being honest. He's acting as if he should win a gold medal for telling me this; how about no guy's ever told me this because it's a deal breaker...Italian/Swiss guy wants me to visit him in Hawaii. Red Flag. Not making the Cut...Good Times. Italian/Swiss Guy. Red Flag.
Monday, July 18, 2011
Red Flag "After Hours Guy"
I got an email from After Hours Guy that we are starting to drift apart. Another stupid question. Red Flag. We broke up. After Hours Guy. Red Flag.
Thursday, May 19, 2011
Red Flag "Angry Happy Hour Guy"
Red Flags are people we shouldn't date but for some reason we do. I give every guy a chance and a nickname. Happy Hour Guy is really cute, fun, and funny calls me up for Happy Hour. I would of loved to have gone to Happy Hour but I already had plans. Happy Hour Guy tries to convince me that he is paying for everything and that is why I should meet him. I tell him that is not important that I am not that type of girl that goes out with someone because they are paying. Happy Hour Guy becomes Angry Happy Hour Guy. Red Flag. Why would I want to go out with someone who gets Angry especially about Happy Hour? Red Flag. Angry Happy Hour Guy tells me he triple books everything. Red Flag. Angry Happy Hour Guy keeps trying to convince me I should cancel my plans so I can meet him for Happy Hour so I can cross it off my list. I told him I don't meet up with people so I can cross them off my list. Red Flag. I'm thinking I'm going to cross off Angry Happy Hour Guy. It's clear Angry Happy Hour Guy is angry and treats relationships like business transactions. I've never encountered so many Red Flags in one conversation over Happy Hour. Angry Happy Hour Guy. Red Flag.
Sunday, April 25, 2010
Half Gay
Red Flags are people we shouldn't date but for some reason we do...I had a crush on this guy at grad school....we were hanging out...then one night he tells me over Martini's he's Half Gay....I'm thinking he's joking...I joke to him which half...I'm thinking Half Gay...what does he mean he's Half Gay....does that mean he's gay on Wednesdays or does that mean he only sucks cock or licks balls....who's Half Gay.....if a guy tells you he's Half Gay....Red Flag....I can't date a guy who's Half Gay....I don't want to lose out to some guy named Bob...Red Flag.
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